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John Mitchell

The Prof

With the vaping industry putting an end to his tea-fag hopes (a concept of his invention where you played Russian roulette - either getting a cigarette with tobacco or tea inside from the pack - eventually helping you give up through a biscuit based reward system), John now keeps his former dreams alive when cricketing disappointment at least is compensated by a cuppa with something sweetly comforting at tea.


Some facts

Date of Birth -

Club Debut - 2009 - Mitcham Mavericks

Marital Status - Blissful

Occupation - Boffin

Favourite Drink - Gin Sling

Favourite Food - Croc Burger

Type of Music listened to - Duran Duran

Hero/Heroine - Penfold

Pet Hates - Not being available on Sundays

Favourite Place - In a Knockers shirt

Most Hated Place - Tescos

Newspaper Read - Socialist Worker

Most Drunk Occasion - One is never drunk

Favourite Knockers Player - Sachin

Describe Yourself in Five words - Who filled this form in?


Current Season




Matches: 9

Overs: 2

Innings: 9

Maidens: 0

Runs: 29

Runs: 12

High score: 13

Wickets: 0

100s: 0

Best: 0-0

Average: 3.63

Average: N/A

Overall Record

2009 - 2021



Matches: 42

Overs: 65

Innings: 34

Maidens: 0

Runs: 198

Runs: 463

High score: 38

Wickets: 14

100s: 0

Best: 2-22

Average: 6.39

Average: 33.07

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