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Hector Agnew


After taking a bet with a friend to circumnavigate the world, get married and not get a tan wearing his cricket kit with just 3 pounds in his pocket, Hector set off with the greatest of intentions. Two miles in, he stumbled across a fine touring side and was asked to join in, being dressed appropriately and all that. The global women's loss was Knockers gain as he decided cheap hotels and even cheaper chat was far more fulfilling. Still owes 2 pounds match fees for his debut game.


Some facts

Date of Birth -

Club Debut - 2016 v Oxford Downs

Marital Status - Barking

Occupation - Chartered Engineer

Favourite Drink - Silver Bullet

Favourite Food - Space Raiders

Type of Music listened to - Flatt and Scruggs or Tellurian

Hero/Heroine - Super Ted

Pet Hates - The social norm of not using the word hundred when describing bus services.

Favourite Place - Travelodge floor between 4am and 8am.

Most Hated Place - Third change on last day of tour.

Newspaper Read - Caravan Monthly

Most Drunk Occasion - Uncle Skip's hoedown

Favourite Knockers Player - Freddie

Describe Yourself in Five words - I feel much better now


Current Season




Matches: 7

Overs: 27

Innings: 4

Maidens: 5

Runs: 66

Runs: 108

High score: 55

Wickets: 7

100s: 0

Best: 3-23

Average: 16.5

Average: 15.43

Overall Record

2016 - 2021



Matches: 21

Overs: 103

Innings: 12

Maidens: 17

Runs: 120

Runs: 389

High score: 55

Wickets: 23

100s: 0

Best: 5-23

Average: 13.33

Average: 16.91

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