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Guy Howe
A gifted, entertainer, strong puller and hooker of the ball! Sadly this talented individual has been sidelined since 2005 with a very serious injury sustained after he was attacked by a 50 strong gang of homeless vagrants in Houston Texas. Attending the N.A.S.A centre (see occupation) he witnessed a young (prom queen) being harassed and after intervening was set upon and after fighting off at least 20 was hit by a sledge hammer breaking his tibia and fibula.
In 2010 after years battling against injury and alcoholism and sex addiction, Guy chose to hang up his spikes and pursue his passion for umpiring
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Some facts Date of Birth - 23rd February in the year of our lord 1976. Club Debut - Sissinghurst, May 1999, 36 not out Marital Status - Single. Intend to remain so as women are not as intelligent as me. Occupation - Space Insurance Broker and Author Favourite Drink - Chateau Lafitte 1961 Favourite Food - Foie Gras Type of Music listened to - Electric Light Orchestra, Cat Stevens, Iron Maiden, Snowy White Hero/Heroine - Alan Whicker (slick), Mrs Maggie 'The Iron Lady' Thatcher Pet Hates - European Integration, Guardian Readers, Left Wing Teachers, Chelsea Neanderthal Supporters Favourite Place - Selsey Bill, France and South Beach Miami Most Hated Place - Any Tesco store. A place where the lobotomised masses gather Newspaper Read - Daily Telegraph Most Drunk Occasion - Thursday 26th November 2006. Delano Hotel, Miami, USA! Favourite Knockers Player - Corin Spencer-Allen Describe Yourself in Five words - Highly dangerous to young women |
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